I was hatched on a planet far, far, far, far, far away, and that's damn far!!! But as a result of my long journey here I have become only slightly cracked and scaley. I have not been fixed as of yet and it has been almost forty of your earth years. I have come to your planet to gather data on you to supplement our knowledge of your solar system. To find out exactly what earthlings do in their life spans to warrant their existence.

As a new entity on this planet I will be gathering data and posting it here for future reference to all that want and/or need data. If you are one of these such earthlings you may check this planetpage to upload data.

As you can see from my inhanced images on this planetpage I am a very colorful being. I do hope that no other beings will be offended by my looks. After all, I am what I am, and that is all that I am.

Since I have arrived on this planet I have found some links to other planetpages that I have found interesting. I have added these to my planetpage for you to view also. If you find these to be insufficient in some way advise me and I will attempt to replace it with a better data source. You may notify me at my Earth mail location by positioning your selector on this mark <}^{>and applying pressure to the switching mechanism.

I was unaware of your planet until I received a message from the SETI Institute.The Earthlings which frequent this Institute are very wise and encourage visits from outside of your Solar System.
 

I arrived on this planet at a sector called Racine County. To assist my monitoring of this sector I view the planetpage of the Racine County Sheriffs Department for any official news of other beings coming to the sector. There have not been any other entities mentioned on this planetpage besides myself since I have arrived here, but I will keep monitoring for new contacts.

The next planetpage that I have gathered data from is the Southeastern Wisconsin Monitoring Page which is where I go to get frequencies to monitor in my sector.

Another planetpage that I view at times for climatic conditions is that of an Earthling that I have befriended, he is called N9RNA and other than being a bit strange, is a highly intelligent being. This being has assisted me in my communications to my home planet also.

If you need to keep track of your fellow beings you may want to use ICQ, it will assist you in communicating to others and is quicker than Earth mail.

If you are a visitor to this planet you may need this next planetpage to find your destination, it is called HOW FAR IS IT. It is very helpful for the being that must travel via the Earths primitive ground system.

I would like to suggest a wonderful planet to vacation at if you have the abilities. To view this beautiful vacation hot spot go to the Center For Mars Exploration, a vacation to Mars is truly out of this world!

If you do have a chance to go to Mars I would suggest you go to the Klingon Language Institute for a quick course in Klingon. Mars is a home away from home for the Klingons, they have been colonizing this planet for centuries.

If you wish to know how I have kept my identity a secret on this planet for so long you may beam yourself to my main planetpage to learn of my other identity. To beam over, position your selector on this mark<*^*>and apply pressure to the switching mechanism.
 

Here is an assortment of planetpages for you to view, all of them are related to space and beyond. The first is the Office for Outer Space Affairs, and no this is not about dating alien life forms. The next is one that many Earthlings have heard of, it is N.A.S.A. which stands for National Aeronautics & Space Administration. A planetpage that is affiliated with N.A.S.A. is the Space Telescope Science Institute, which is responsible for the Hubble Space Telescope. The European version of this planetpage is titled the Space Telescope European Coordinating Facility. This next planetpage has links to other space related planetpages. It is called Mothership - Top Level, and has many links to other material.

If you are interested in reading the U.S. Government's version of my ancestors visit to your planet, view the planetpage titled Area 51. Some of the information is very biased in that the Government tried to cover up the visit, but you can believe me it did occur.